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    People who say ‘there’s no such thing as bad weather just bad clothing’ wrong


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    EXPENSIVE technical wear has turned mild-mannered ramblers into delusional maniacs unable to tell the difference between good and bad, it has been confirmed. Bad clothing wearer Wayne Hayes said: “I’d gone for a walk in the Peak District when the weather turned and I was left trembling in a crevice thinking ‘shit, my Mum’s going […]

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    Confirmed: AMD will loan chips to help with motherboard updates for Ryzen APUs


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    Confirmed: AMD will loan chips to help with motherboard updates for Ryzen APUs | PCWorld AMD appears willing to go the distance to make sure everyone gets a running Ryzen APU system. Thank you Your message has been sent. Sorry There was an error emailing this page. Gordon Mah Ung “);});try$(“div.lazyload_blox_ad”).lazyLoadAd(threshold:0,forceLoad:false,onLoad:false,onComplete:false,timeout:1500,debug:false,xray:false);catch(exception)console.log(“error loading lazyload_ad “+exception);}); If […]

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    Intel says it's been hit with 32 separate lawsuits over Spectre, Meltdown

    Intel says it’s been hit with 32 separate lawsuits over Spectre, Meltdown | PCWorld Both customers and shareholders have filed numerous suits claiming they’ve been harmed by what Intel has or hasn’t done regarding Spectre and Meltdown. Thank you Your message has been sent. Sorry There was an error emailing this page. By Mark Hachman […]

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    Woman plans agreeable weekend reading great big book about shagging


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    A WOMAN has unveiled plans to spend a delightful weekend curled up in an armchair reading a massive book about shagging. Emma Bradford plans to open a packet of expensive chocolate biscuits, make of pot of Earl Grey tea and sit in her favourite chair in the conservatory to read the 630-page Shaft of Desire […]

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    Club night ruined by comparing drink cost to Asda


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    A COUPLE’S evening out at a nightclub was ruined because they could not buy a drink without thinking what the same money would buy at Asda.  Nathan and Chloe Muir knew their night out at Birmingham’s Nuvo nightclub would be expensive, but admitted that the constant price comparison website running in their heads made it […]

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    Who should buy a Ryzen APU, and who shouldn't


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    If you’re asking yourself, “should I buy a Ryzen APU?” for a new budget gaming PC, the short answer is yes, probably. That’s because for building a ground-up, entry-level gaming machine, the Ryzen APU is the best game in town, and possibly the only game for DIY builders, in the face of wallet-busting GPU prices. […]

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    Kenya:20 Elephants in Tsavo Get Tracking Collars for Protection

    By Kennedy Kimanthi Twenty elephants in the Tsavo ecosystem have been fitted with advanced satellite radio tracking collars to track their movements. The four-day exercise was conducted by the Kenya Wildlife Service (KWS) with support from Save the Elephants (STE) and the Tsavo Trust (TT). TRACKING KWS Head Species Conservation and Management Dr Shadrack Ngene […]

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    Samsung Notebook 7 Spin review: A solid 8th-gen 2-in-1 with plenty of battery life


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    Samsung’s Notebook 7 Spin is not the fastest quad-core convertible to harness Intel’s game-changing 8th-generation CPU, but the midrange laptop proves that speed isn’t everything. Boasting a gorgeous 13-inch touch display, solid quad-core performance and—best of all—impressive battery life, the Spin should please budget-conscious laptop shoppers who value stamina over sheer speed. Price and specifications […]

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    Angola:Authorities Seize 21kg of Ivory

    Luanda — At least 21 kilos of ivory estimated at USD 74,000 were seized in Luanda by the Criminal Investigation Service (SIC) in August and October 2017. According to a press note from the press office of the Environment Ministry, which reached ANGOP on Wednesday, from the said operation also resulted in the detention of […]

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    ‘Preferring the remix makes me special’


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    By Tom Booker YOU like that song? It’s a shame for you. So basic, so unenlightened. Because I, like all discerning people, vastly prefer the remix.  That Franz Ferdinand song? Sure, it’s good, but the Daft Punk remix is far superior. You like the MIA track? But not the Bun B and Rich Boy version? […]

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    Cool teacher ‘totally fine’ with appointment of cooler teacher


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    A SCHOOL’S self-appointed cool teacher is insisting he has no ill feeling whatsoever towards a slightly cooler new teacher. Tom Booker, who teaches Year Seven science, maintains that he is actually happy that Stephen Malley has joined the staff. Malley is five years younger than Booker and drives a better car. While leaning on his […]

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    Artificial nests bring new hope for vulnerable shy albatross


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    “Shy albatross lay a single egg in late September and those eggs have now hatched,” said Dr. Rachael Alderman, a biologist with the Tasmanian Department of Primary Industries, Parks, Water and Environment. “At this stage in the trial, the breeding success of pairs on artificial nests is 20% higher than those on natural nests. There […]

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    How to watch international coverage of the 2018 Winter Olympics


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    The 2018 Winter Olympics are in full swing, but watching online via NBC can be more pain than its worth. Fortunately, there are other ways of watching your favorite sports: You can use a VPN to view streams from Canada, Australia, and (for some), the United Kingdom, as long as you don’t mind coverage not […]

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    I’m not ignoring Valentine’s Day because I’m single, I’m ignoring it because it’s bullshit


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    “PLEASE don’t think I’m refusing to engage with Valentine’s Day because I won’t be receiving any cards. It’s actually because it’s a massive pile of wank. I hated it even more when I did have a boyfriend because then I had to play along with his attempts to celebrate what is essentially a capitalist’s particularly […]

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    Kenya:Kenya's Wildlife Safety Beefed Up With 26 Vehicles From USAID

    Nairobi — The Kenya Wildlife Service has benefitted from 26 four-wheel drive vehicles donated by USAID which will be used by agency’s security teams. Speaking at the flag off ceremony at the KWS headquarters on Tuesday, the Cabinet Secretary for Tourism and Wildlife Najib Balala said the vehicles will be deployed in hotspots to deal […]

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    Reading Festival fans outraged that none of the bands are shit enough


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    ROCK fans have criticised the Reading Festival line-up for not including enough genuinely shit bands.  The festival, which traditionally books the most moribund rock acts of the moment to end the season on a total downer, has sparked anger by instead choosing relevant acts like Kendrick Lamar. Rocker Tom Logan said: “Dua Lipa, Skepta… honestly, […]