A WOMAN is certain that a radical new hair colour will solve all her problems, it has emerged.
Emma Bradford said: “My job was going nowhere, my love life was in tatters and I was filled with this general feeling of not knowing who I am anymore.
“Then it came to me. I just needed to dye my hair green. I’d always had an urge to do it, and Ryan’s stopped texting me back, so why not?
“Now I’m a different person. Maybe I’ll change my name to Amy Anarchy and adopt the slogan ‘green hair, don’t care’.
“It’s already changed my life in that I’ve been sacked from my job at a tea shop popular with pensioners.”
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